I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
i love having english be my second language because i learned it when i was really young so i don’t have an accent but every now and then i goof up and people are like ‘what’ and im like ‘u cant hurt me english wasn’t my first language’
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life